May 2012
May 26th
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pakiha: someone put me back in the womb this isnt working out
May 26th
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who’s laughing now?
May 26th
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Put a “∞” in my Ask Box and I’ll shuffle my itunes...
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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me: I wanna be a rockstar
looks: no
personality: no
musical ability: no
nickelback: same
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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soolooxcoopter: obesealpaca: When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know Those fries could be salted with tears So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
May 24th
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Is it weird that I want to go to Thunder Bay over...
i went to tbay last summer for vacay (stepdad was working there) and i was basically on staal/pyatt lookout the entire time
May 24th
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do you guys ever get tired of gifing the same things over and over again?　
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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hommos: hey i just met you just kidding i hate people
May 24th
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May 24th
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meguroco: have you ever disliked something or someone so much that whenever you see it/them in any manifestation that you began to seethe with anger and heat begins to produce throughout your entire body replacing the circulation of your blood with magma hot enough to fuel the fires of hell
May 24th
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thehurtkid replied to your post: hey guys guess what i’m doing　 Omg w h y BECAUSE THEY SOUND GOOD. SHUT UP SHIANNE
May 24th
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hey guys guess what i’m doing　
May 24th
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livituplivit: why do people think they need to get drunk to have fun
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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buddhabob: quinnf4brays: lucyforpromqueen: quinnf4brays: there are animals called dikdiks pronounced.. dick-dicks? no pronounced xylophone
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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devgeni: I’m sure there’s people on here who hate me and gag when my url shows up on their dash but that’s fine
May 22nd
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satan: let there be dumb fans who give the whole fandom a bad reputation
May 22nd
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Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
May 21st
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thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I can see them I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray they are really bad singers and I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M...
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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nothingbutsinkingships: when people say “warp tour”
May 21st
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WatchWatch
“My daughter has chosen the Dark Side.”
May 21st
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A kid I work with told me what I would classify as...
crosbylsma87: I work with this awesome kid a couple years younger than me. He’s a sweetheart really. Anywho, we were talking about Pittsburgh sports, thus leading to talking about the Pens, and asking each other if we’ve ever met any of the players. I told him about my encounter at the Pitt game back in September, and he proceeded to tell me about his experience, which by far trumps every one...
May 21st
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aquus: where would the word twink even come from isnt a twinky a soft delicious little snack with a creamy fil- oh
May 21st
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yuigadokusonmaru: i’m the person that when there’s only space for 2 people to walk along side on the sidewalk and there’s 3 of us you make me walk in the back
May 21st
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